Wednesday, Dec. 03, 2003 - Moving On Up!
Saturday, Nov. 29, 2003 - Here, Kitty Kitty.
Wednesday, Nov. 26, 2003 - Pre-Happy Soy Turkey Day!
Friday, Nov. 21, 2003 - Sarah*s Fiasco
Wednesday, Nov. 19, 2003 - You Can Take My Hair, But Ye Cannot Take My FREEDOM!
Monday, Nov. 17, 2003 - Crying Ourselves To Sleep On Our Huuuge Pilluhs!
Thursday, Nov. 13, 2003 - Shaft, The.
Tuesday, Nov. 11, 2003 - Porn Destroys Women, And Women Send Porn-Haters Home
Wednesday, Nov. 05, 2003 - Pigtails Forever!!!
Thursday, Oct. 30, 2003 - Hole-y Canoe!
Thursday, Oct. 30, 2003 - MC With A Cheddar Jalepeno Corn Muffin
Tuesday, Oct. 28, 2003 - Tight Ship?
Friday, Oct. 24, 2003 - Baggage Lost and Found
Thursday, Oct. 23, 2003 - I Wasn't Paying Attention, Did The Yankees Win?
Monday, Oct. 20, 2003 - Thank God I'm Not a Germaphobe Anymore.
Sunday, Oct. 19, 2003 - Prozac, Or Heavy Drugs, Or Group Hugs.
Thursday, Oct. 16, 2003 - If You Have Seen Sarah's Shirt, Please Contact Bunim-Murray Productions.
Sunday, Oct. 12, 2003 - Hooboy.
Wednesday, Oct. 08, 2003 - Sarah Pilates, Where Has Your Good Posture Gone?
Friday, Oct. 03, 2003 - Newfangled
Tuesday, Sept. 30, 2003 - The Gauntlet, The Final Frontier
Friday, Sept. 26, 2003 - In The Flesh Once Again
Friday, Sept. 19, 2003 - 525,600 Minutes!
Friday, Sept. 05, 2003 - Even Kids Who Play The Viola!
Wednesday, Sept. 03, 2003 - You Know You Have Dreams Of Me In Doo-rags.
Tuesday, Aug. 19, 2003 - Read "Shopgirl," by Steve Martin.
Saturday, Aug. 16, 2003 - A Short Description Or Heading For This Entry Is What I Haven't Got.
Tuesday, Jul. 08, 2003 - Ever Seen An Albino Doberman? One Lives Downstairs.
Wednesday, Jun. 25, 2003 - Did You Know The Filling Of An Oreo Is Essentially Just Crisco and Sugar?
Tuesday, Jun. 24, 2003 - Mary J., Where Art Thou?
Friday, Jun. 20, 2003 - Da Dum Dee Dum, Daaa Dum Dee Dum
Thursday, Jun. 19, 2003 - Where Does Water Go?
Monday, Jun. 16, 2003 - Why Don't Seagulls Fly Over The Bay? Because Then They'd Be Bagels.
Thursday, Jun. 05, 2003 - Thirty Dollars In Your Pocket and a Pretty Face Is All You Need!
Tuesday, Jun. 03, 2003 - Leaving A Giant Sticky Note
Friday, May. 30, 2003 - Like Coming Out of a Coma
Thursday, May. 15, 2003 - Can I Call It Or Can I Call It?
Wednesday, May. 14, 2003 - Pretty Picture, Huh?
Friday, May. 09, 2003 - My Earlobe Hurts
Thursday, May. 08, 2003 - A Complete History of...
Saturday, May. 03, 2003 - No Dice.
Thursday, Apr. 24, 2003 - 80's, The Musical
Wednesday, Apr. 23, 2003 - Walk Like An Egyptian... Today!
Monday, Apr. 21, 2003 - Peanut Butter Rituals
Wednesday, Apr. 16, 2003 - It Isn't SO Hard.
Friday, Apr. 11, 2003 - Festival Of The Day Is Mixed Festivals
Tuesday, Apr. 08, 2003 - Change Is Good!
Sunday, Apr. 06, 2003 - Uhhh, Yeah, Dude.
Sunday, Mar. 23, 2003 - Well, Not Coming As Soon As I Thought, But Still On Its Way!
Monday, Mar. 10, 2003 - Coming Soon!
Sunday, Feb. 23, 2003 - Blahee Bleedeebloop!
Thursday, Feb. 20, 2003 - Why Did I Start This One Again?
Thursday, Feb. 13, 2003 - Fucking Department of Transportation!!
Tuesday, Feb. 11, 2003 - Two Weeks, Two Weeks, Two Weeks!
Sunday, Jan. 26, 2003 - Blah Blah Blah Fightcakes
Wednesday, Jan. 22, 2003 - Potty Talk
Friday, Jan. 17, 2003 - Disillusionment in LA
Sunday, Jan. 12, 2003 - La Dee Da Dee, Me Likes To Party
Saturday, Jan. 04, 2003 - Enthusiasm is contagious, right?
Sunday, Dec. 15, 2002 - Skydiving, Skydiving, How Very Cool!
Thursday, Dec. 12, 2002 - UGH, Is This What 20 Will Be Like?
Wednesday, Dec. 04, 2002 - It's Up To You, New York.
Saturday, Nov. 16, 2002 - Me, Me, Me!!! Wahhhh!!!
Sunday, Nov. 10, 2002 - Flint Schmint.
Friday, Nov. 01, 2002 - The James Entry
Thursday, Oct. 17, 2002 - The Whole World's Gone Crazy!
Sunday, Oct. 06, 2002 - James James James
2002-09-25 - Help, I've Gone Cute!
2002-09-19 - Gotta Love Those Virgin Mobile Commercials
Sunday, Sept. 14, 2002 - Needs More Content, Eh?
2002-09-09 - We're Trying The More Personal Approach